Absolute Perfection

Have you heard about "Go the FUCK to Sleep"? It's a hilarious story, and I saw it when my friend Brooke emailed me a copy. Any parent who has had difficulties getting their insomniac zombie precious little bundle of joy to bed can totally relate. I laughed pretty damn hard when I read the book. 

But now? It's absolute perfection. Samuel L. Jackson narrates the book. I am absolutely POSITIVE that there is no other human on Earth better suited to read this book than him. When I listened to it, I laughed so hard that I cried. I may have listened to it three times. 

I'm sure there are people who are horrified and offended by this. They clearly have no sense of humor. If you think profanity is vulgar, don't watch the video. Oh, and we would not be very good friends. I'm by no means suggesting you really read this to your kids, but as a parent of a toddler, I find it wildly entertaining.