- Yes. Yes you may wear your zhu zhu pet hamster ball on your head as a hat while we go to Wal Mart.
- No! We do NOT beat the doggie with our horsey on a stick. OR that wooden crate.
- I don't think it's a good plan to put edamame up your nose.
- I'm sorry you are sad, but when you try to ride the dog, she WILL buck you off.
- What are you doing with those shot glasses?? Where did you get those? Oh, they are plastic? Ok, you can have 'em.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Things I Never Thought I'd Say
As Chunky Monkey gets older (read: crazily daring, adventurous and just plain funny) I am finding myself often spouting things off that I never, ever thought I'd be saying. While I'm sure every parent can relate, I'd love to share some of my recent winners.
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"Does your brain have an itch?" (said to the Moose with his finger stuck halfway up his nasal passage)
There's million things I've said that I was like, "wow, I can't believe I just said that."
Today it was, "No, that's your vagina, not your butt. No, poop comes out of your butt not your vagina."
Oh, and, "Here play with this knife, not that pen."
I gave her a plastic knife to play with rather than the ink pen she was about to write all over herself with.
Hands down the crazy thing i say most often is..."get your hands out of your pants!" :) Why do boys feel the need to make sure their built-in toy is still securely attached!?
My middle son is 7 and my daughter is 4 1/2 Until recently they were bathing together still.
That is until one night my son lifted his legs in the air and announced to me that he had "two balls between his legs". Speechless, I just stared at him trying to conceal my laughter. Then he looked at his sister and said " touch these balls!!!"
I then had to step in and tell him that " little boys all have balls, and they don't go around asking their sisters to touch them"
Needless to say, they are now bathing separately
The comment above mine really made me laugh!
Most recently it's "no, let's leave our pants on". Seriously, the kid seems to want to always take his pants off!
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