Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Big Fat Liar.

I just wanted to update and say that once again, Chunky Monkey has proved me to be a big ole' liar-mouth. Why you ask?

Well, the darling little angel is on his SECOND 3 hour nap of the day. That's right. Three hours. Each time. Uh-huh. Mommy enjoyed a nice two hour siesta this morning right along with him. Of course, this is most likely due to his 4:30am wake up.

Also? At lunch he ate: 1 entire hot dog, 1 entire granola bar, a ton of peas, and some fruit. Oh, and three Nilla Wafers. Cause I rock, and let him have cookies. It was quite a sight to behold, watching the metric ton of food disappear into thin air.

Oh, and the constipation issue? We now have the opposite effect. No joke, I've changed eleventy seven diapers today. Guess I'll definitely be doing a load of diapers tonight, huh? Of course, the diarrhea has come with a rash. I'd much rather take the rash than the constipation. Too bad I don't know what was the magical cure. Could have been the pear and prune combo I fed him for 2 days, or the milk of magnesia. Or the apple prune juice. Or all of them combined, who knows.

The kid is now a super nap taking, food scarfing, pooping machine. If all it takes is me blogging about how he is NOT doing any of the above, you can expect a daily blog post about it, mmkay?

6 comments:

Brooke said...

**dies laughing**

GO C!!!!!

Pamela said...

what's a day without poop talk?

Brutally Honest said...

I wish I could say that same about our naps. Unfortunately I can about poop. Charlie looks at food and poops.

Teresha@Marlie and Me said...

I've never seen anyone happier to be knee-deep in poopy diapers. way to go Big C!

Rachael said...

Didn't they tell you at the hospital when you brought him home? All babies are LIARS.

Judson Family said...

A close friend of mine sent me a thank you card once that said it is nice to have be able to talk to someone about poop!!, Hope he is doing better!

 
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