The Return of Not Me! Monday!

As I'm sure most of you know by now, baby Stellan is back at home with the rest of the Mckhappy Meal. He is on medication, and being closely monitored. He is not totally well, but he is stable, and back with the MckFamily, which is the best news! Now that MckMama is back home, she has brought Not Me! Monday back with a vengeance, and I am happy to join in the fun! So, hop on over to her blog, and join in the fun! Now, without further adieu, here are my Not Me's!

I definitely did NOT make Chunky Monky CIO in his crib for 45+ minutes today after he slept only a half hour. No, I am a loving, nurturing Mother, who would never let my sweet chunky monkey cry for that long.

I certainly did NOT let Chunky Monkey try his first piece of flank steak. I mean... he doesn't even have teeth, so that would be irresponsible! Let's forget the fact that he immediately began trying to annihilate said piece of steak by sucking and gumming it to death, and protested quite vigorously when it was removed from his mouth. I'm much more responsible than all of that!

I most assuredly did NOT only shower 3 out of the last 7 days because I feel awful. No, I am much more hygenically conscious than that, and I begin every day with a shower, and fresh clothing!

I also did NOT sport my uber sexy maternity night gown for the majority of the last week while I lay around lifelessly, trying to wish away this bronchitis. I mean really, since I'm not longer pregnant, I certainly don't wear maternity night gowns!!

I did NOT spend most of the weekend in bed napping, and leaving my husband (who is on call) to deal with the housework and baby. No, I am a much more responsible housewife and mother than that!

I did NOT laugh quite heartily when Chunky Monkey tipped over while sitting on my parents dining room table and conked his head into the hurricane glass covering the candle. I definitely did NOT laugh at his look of shock and surprise and forget to pick him up and comfort him when he cried. I am a much more concerned parent and would never let my infant lay and cry!

I did NOT let my husband eat dinners consisting of cheese and crackers several times this week because I was just too plain sick and tired to care. No, I am a domestic diva who rivals Rachel Ray, and I cook him a delightful meal every evening.